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QuestionHI JEFFFFFF i love youuu Answer

HIIIIIII SHEL-BBBBBBB I LOVE YOU TOO <3

Am I cute yet or

girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

Anonymous Asked

QuestionSend this to the all the nicest people on tumblr. If you receive this message then someone is trying to tell you that they are incredible happy you ever joined tumblr. You are not only running a tumblr worthwhile following, but you are also a totally kind and awesome person. Without you my tumblr experience wouldn’t have been the same. <3 Thank you for being you! Answer

<3 I love you.

THIS. THIS GODDAMN EPISODE MADE ME CRY SO MUCH WHEN I WAS LIKE 5 fjdklafjoidsafdpsafopidsajfopidewajpofewjiarpdsfkj

(Source: kinglerinthenorth)

de4dly:

this is my favorite gif of all time

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

POTATOES ARE THE BEST MOTHAFUCKIN FOOD ON THE PLANET

ROLLING IN THE DEEP

#irishstereotypes

thenightsmellsgreen Asked

QuestionKitsune^2 Intro gives me a heart attack every time I come here. Even Suck a Cheetah's Dick would be an easier, less startling (volume wise, maybe not lyrically) welcome song. Also, YAY MISOPHONIA IT MADE ME SO HAPPY THAT YOU REMEMBERED <333 Answer

Mhm qqurl ;)